The continuation of the off topic part of the Phone Names thread.

[eclair]

The next batch of salsa Chauncey will make (for the Christmas Party) will have Saguaro ribletts, AND Saguero seeds in it, along with some widgets just for you forgot. MMMMM good!! Plenty spicey. Right now, we are busy getting ready for final exam week. We have finished our coursework for Anatomy and Treology 101. Yeah. Does anyone know how to remove stuck-on turkey dressing and cranberry sauce from a 700wx screen? We seem to be suffering from a little too much overindulgence.
Oh, yeah, one more thing while we're at it,,,,
Does anyone have the final exam from last year's A & T 101 class? Just to study with of course.

[47619]

Yes. and read the What did you name your treo thread again I listed another treo screen cleaning place.

only remember 1 question right but I will look for last years exams.

Questions 1 was Who manufactures the Treos and where are they manufactured.

[eclair]

Dear colleagues , Just a quickie post to thank you ALL for the study guidance for anatomy and treology 101 class . I GOT AN A !!! The one ace I had was where to look (thks brandon) for gender determining characteristics. Chauncey the treo and I are now enrolled in A & T 102. Pretty soon I will have my D.T. (or is that the Dts?)

[Ohappydaye]

So sorry to take this off topic thread off topic, but this is hilarious and I just had to say so. Boooy, is my head swimming after reading all 13 pages of the old thread and then catching up here.

Tuck, my debonair Treo 755p I believe is a metrosexual. We had some tests run to determine his gender, because we just couldn't figure it out! However, we notice that he's very well groomed and is becoming a fashion icon in our town. He embraces his metrosexuality and I must say he's so HOT!

<OHD goes to sit in the corner so that she can watch the crazy turns this thread will surely take.>

[eclair]

can't believe it! I was just checking this thread out again... then poof...a new post from Tuck's mom. love, love, love it. AND, so happy you're here. Also, can't believe you made it through the whoooollllee phonenames thread. Now, checkout medicineman's "I'm addicted" post. You will learn about camp treo and the old treonauts themesong (at least I think that's where it is)

[Ohappydaye]

Originally Posted by eclair

can't believe it! I was just checking this thread out again... then poof...a new post from Tuck's mom. love, love, love it. AND, so happy you're here. Also, can't believe you made it through the whoooollllee phonenames thread. Now, checkout medicineman's "I'm addicted" post. You will learn about camp treo and the old treonauts themesong (at least I think that's where it is)

Oh goody! I'm off to find it now...though I must tell you. I don't think Tuck is the outdoors type, that whole camp thing might not be for him...but we shall see. If someone could arrange for "camp" to be a ritzy spa I'm certain he'd be game! <OHD runs off to learn the words to the treonauts themesong>

[47619]

Almost everytime we get a new user that starts a new user thread I welcome them then I tell them to read the phone names thread.

Originally Posted by eclair

Dear Colleagues,
Forgot, you got lucky. This time.
Yesterday Chauncey and I were scrolling arm in arm down "Web St."shopping for some new wallpaper as per sarathy's request(see wallpaper). Suddenly,
Chauncey (Chauncey is my treo's name) rang out: "Hey eclair, look at that..." and right there on the corner of 5th and Web we saw "The Treophile". It's a store that sells "gently used" Treo memorabilia. In the storefront was a worn mossy green hardback which said: Campfire Sing-a-Long
Camp Treo
"Raising young Treonauts ever higher!"On page 56 it had the music and words to the Treonauts Theme Song
Unhappily, verse two had what appeared to be the remains of a chocolate "treo-pop" covering the rest of the words. So, somebody better get hopping and find the rest.

Sung to the tune of "Oh Tannenbaum" or, for the Brits, "Oh Linden Tree"
Chorus:
( N.B.these guys are wearing the Treo Scout uniform)
Oh Treonauts,
Dear Treonauts,
Your loyal fans are we-ee.
We welcome all
Give free advice,
and all with chiv-al-ry.
VerseI:
No matter palm
neglects it's fold,
we're always true and vigilant.
quite frequently beligerant,
kind Treonauts are we-ee.

So guys there you go. I wasn't sure where to post this, as I thought it might be of some interest to the collectors. But, maybe it should go under wallpaper, whaddya think? Oh no, it's time to study for Anatomy and Treology. I hope we don't get Umbridge again! Im outta screen savers.

This is the old treonauts theme song.

[eclair]

Dear Colleagues,
Well it's another happy hour down here in The Basement ofTreonauts land. Chauncey (the treo) and I were just sitting around eating chocolate treo-pops, and having a few treo-tinis, when he started in about the new white centros showing up in Anatomy and Treology102 class.
"eclair,they have GREEN BUTTONS!!!!! " he said. He asked me if they were "all dressed up for spring or what?" I was so concerned, I didn't quite know how to reply. I did not want to influence him negatively, (in case some of them end up inviting us out for dinner or something) On the other hand, I did say something about...."No accounting for taste Chauncey, I have taught you to dress well.." So, although I try to be only a positive influence in Chauncey's young life, there are just some times when I have to put my foot down. Maybe those Centros were dressed up early for St. Patricks day???????
OR, maybe they are an Earth Day Special Promotion? You know, think green..

[Optimus Centro]

My vote is St. Paddy's.

Optimus Centro out.

[47619]

Just wondering.